Things I Have Only Said Since Having A Baby...
- Please don't rub pork in your hair.
- Why is there a tombliboo in the grill?
- Can you take your tummy out of my tomatoes?
- Don't kiss the drain!
- Please don't put jelly in your pocket...
- Get out of the washing machine!
- *screams* He just hit me with a bottle of rice wine vinegar!
- Do not put anything in the toilet that you expect to get back out.
- Did the dog just eat your poo??
- No, don't poke the spider, just wave hello.
I'm sure there will be many more! Have you got any to add?
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